The Psycho

Once there was a hamster that ostracized it self from the community because he pulverized random gerbels off the street. One day in the desert he saw a plebeian walking up a hill of porous rock. So the hamster headed for the promontory to take out the plebeian and watch him plummet to the bountiful amount of rubble ar the bottom. So he started to walk to the summit. Then suddenly a predatory chipmunk jumped out with a bludgeon to show his predominance of the area and to obliterate any enmity that came his way. Then he became irascible and started to endow a world of anguish upon the hamster. Then the hamster took out a knife and started to ravage and parry the chipmunk. Then the chipmunk was disgruntled and started to fend off and keep his health from falling in dire jeopordy. The chipmunk was now perceptible to be defaced and defiled by the hamster while secretly hiding in the bushes an enormity of ungainly drunk squirrels were waiting. Then in one slice of his blade the chipmunk's head became divergent and was removed. Then the hamster started to scoff and laugh as the mendicant slowly died. Then the impunity of him was removed. The hamster started to plunder and ransack the chipmunk's body for goods. The hamster then buried the chipmunk and the epitaph said," One of the chips has fallen forever." The squirrels were aghasted at this and thought it disturbed the authority that they had. Then the progial leader of the drunk squirrels said in an ethical way," We will regain jurisdiction!!!" Then the squirrels took a short cut up the mountain. Finally the hamster reached the premontory. He loosened a rock and a huge chain of avalanches followed. First estranging the exotic squirrels and then killing the scavenger still at the base of the mountain. Then the hamster went down and said," Armistice there will not be!!!", which was amplified so the whole world hear his battle cry.

THE END

Fred and Freddie's Big Adventure

Once there were two hamsters. Their names were Fred and Freddie. Fred was greedy, but Freddie wasn't. One day they went out of their cage. Fred found three dimes and One nickel, but he never gave Freddie any of it. One day a cat chased them and they were chased into a mouse hole. It was abandoned, so they moved into the mouse hole. They went to the store. Fred spent all his money on an electronic organ, but Freddie bought materials to make furniture with his own money. When they went home, Fred got his leg bitten off by a cat, but Freddie didn't have a scratch on him. Fred had spent all his money, so he couldn't pay his medical bills. He went to jail and died.