The War
The countries made an armistace to gratify the people and estrange from war. But instead of keeping their promise Megan ran in the opposing country and ransacked the people their. She had made a plan to obliterate the infinite donut factories. So the arrogant country then sent a bomb down to explode and destroy everything. Then a spaceship of mutant demonized squirrels came to the country and devowered an enormity of the humans and burned the rest in an inferno of burning flesh.
THE END
May 10, 2007
The Snowman
Most common belief disclaims that night is dark. There is more infinite darkness. This darkness is known as Jerry Springer. Jerry's aura amplifies death and causes buildings to collapse into ruins. Then the abominable snowman came and dismembered Jerry and everything around him. Then Yeti was irascible and a vampire. It sprang at a vendor while shouting,"Chipmunks in a blender!!!" and bit him on the left nostril.
THE END
Most common belief disclaims that night is dark. There is more infinite darkness. This darkness is known as Jerry Springer. Jerry's aura amplifies death and causes buildings to collapse into ruins. Then the abominable snowman came and dismembered Jerry and everything around him. Then Yeti was irascible and a vampire. It sprang at a vendor while shouting,"Chipmunks in a blender!!!" and bit him on the left nostril.
THE END
The Time Machine
Mr. Shortstack was an arrogant vendor. He sold bland food and he was very irascible. His job was very tedious and he had no kindred friends. But one day he found a time machine and went back into the time of the caveman. There he saw Megan as a caveman as she tried to gratify her need for food by dinosaur hunting. So she got the local vendors femur and ran out slashing wildly at the wild hamsters. But she tripped and impaled herself upon a porcupine. So then the vendor took back his femur and did his ritual dance to bring back Megan as a chipmunk.
THE END
Mr. Shortstack was an arrogant vendor. He sold bland food and he was very irascible. His job was very tedious and he had no kindred friends. But one day he found a time machine and went back into the time of the caveman. There he saw Megan as a caveman as she tried to gratify her need for food by dinosaur hunting. So she got the local vendors femur and ran out slashing wildly at the wild hamsters. But she tripped and impaled herself upon a porcupine. So then the vendor took back his femur and did his ritual dance to bring back Megan as a chipmunk.
THE END
The Bigfoot Encounter
The forlorned man was walking through the woods when he began to falter because of the enormity of the Bigfoot infront of him. Bigfoot had a bland pizza in his mouth and a vendor's arm in his hand. Bigfoot tried to obliterate mankind. He began to ransack my campsite for people. I tried to make an armistace with him. But he was being naive and selfish and ran after Megan because she was running into a niche close by Bigfoot. Megan became irascible and bit him on the foot. Then a demonized toaster came out of the darkness and toasted Megan and everyone in a 20 foot radius.
THE END
The forlorned man was walking through the woods when he began to falter because of the enormity of the Bigfoot infront of him. Bigfoot had a bland pizza in his mouth and a vendor's arm in his hand. Bigfoot tried to obliterate mankind. He began to ransack my campsite for people. I tried to make an armistace with him. But he was being naive and selfish and ran after Megan because she was running into a niche close by Bigfoot. Megan became irascible and bit him on the foot. Then a demonized toaster came out of the darkness and toasted Megan and everyone in a 20 foot radius.
THE END
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