The Time Machine

Mr. Shortstack was an arrogant vendor. He sold bland food and he was very irascible. His job was very tedious and he had no kindred friends. But one day he found a time machine and went back into the time of the caveman. There he saw Megan as a caveman as she tried to gratify her need for food by dinosaur hunting. So she got the local vendors femur and ran out slashing wildly at the wild hamsters. But she tripped and impaled herself upon a porcupine. So then the vendor took back his femur and did his ritual dance to bring back Megan as a chipmunk.

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