Halloween

On Halloween I am doing something weird and obscure, like watching The Minion Bird of Darkness. Then the bird attacked and bit my head off. I writhed in pain while my head screamed random things like, " I want a buttercup!!!" and " I love China!!!" My mom came out from my house wondering what was going on. She saw me lying on the ground dead. She looked up to the sky and felt fear when she saw the bird flying and straight toward her. Then it swooped down and pecked through her skull and devowered her eyeballs and her brain.

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